Today’s smoothie is solely a fruit endeavor! Pineapple, Strawberries, Tangerine Juice, and Apple Juice. 

This one made enough for two batches! So I stored the rest in the freezer for a later date! 

sclez:

scrake:

madelinegraceg:

greymon:

pinkfilm:

i’m almost positive a man over the age of 20 wrote this and that alone is just incredible

lmfao damn!!!! dudes are foreal dumb as fuck 

A man has marked my nipples I’ve taken this (dumb as shit) idea a step further. 

“Does that make us wrong?” yes

Jesus Christ, men are terrifying.

(Source: cisgender)

watching tv and being bitter because why wont someone come to my house and repair it from the hurricane damage? We had 4 feet of water in our house and it’s basically at a standstill right now. We gutted it, cut the walls, everything. This is what my home looks like:

My mom and I are living at my uncle’s summer home and when we first moved in, around Thanksgiving, we didn’t have heat or gas for a week straight. The water was unreliable but at least that worked. Now everything is working but the guy that my uncle co-owns the house with doesn’t want us here during the summer. 

So now Mom and I have to move, luckily we found an apartment that was affordable and such. 

But really, come on. You are going to repair the house of someone who got a foot of water and has an upstairs to retreat to where my house is a one floor ranch and it’s uninhabitable. 

Great for them but really I’m bitter as hell. 

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grandmasterflash:

mom

you’re not honestly going to wear those out in public are you

mom please

fuckyeahdementia:

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vanillish:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

banal-adventures:

FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS

I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE

LOOK AT THIS SUCKER

THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD

IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20

PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP

TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

I thinK I draw hands pretty weLL?? 

Can I real talk for a minute here?

So my aunt has been here for the week and it’s been so nice because I’ve not been alone all day long and I just really love it and it’s been so chill and stuff and wow so great I never want her to leave, she might be staying this next week I’m trying to help persuade her!! 

(Source: theamericankid)

oakenbabes:

Do u know how fucking cool James Rhodes is

He spent months looking for his bff in the desert after he was kidnapped

He saved the president of the united states from psycho practically-invincible super soldiers armed only with a .45 and a green polo shirt

He basically only needs the war machine/iron patriot armor in order to get places faster

His password for super-secret government comm satellites is WARMACHINEROX

If u don’t think Rhodey is the fucking coolest we can’t be friends

paigewich:

Right.

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